Residents of GTMO recently began using a new FPO address/zip code for their mail. However when residents attempted to update the many internet sites that provide them life support, they found that none of the sites would take the new address. Apparently the new address had not yet been shared with these life supporting vendors and residents actually found out the top secret information before anyone else did for the first time since Edward Snowden shared a few tidbits with some Commie newspaper organizations. Needless to say businesses were up in arms. Amazon and other life supporting vendors demanded that the FBI get to the bottom of this snafu as soon as possible. As the FBI began investigating, they discovered a treasure trove of top secret documents had been misplaced from the National Archives. These documents included the announcement for businesses to update the FPO address of GTMO. Fortunately for Guantanamigans, the announcement had been declassified about 12 - 18 months ago and no one bothered to tell the life supporting businesses about the change. When we interviewed a GTMO resident about the whole situation, he said, "This explains the situation with Subway's inventory. We all wondered why they put the sign on all their doors about how they had run out of inventory. Hopefully the Post Office can now get it to them so they can reopen soon. I miss my Turkey and American on Rye."
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